Our server succumbed to a barrage of hits from a site in China over the last day. I would love to say that WW was so important that the Communist regime needed to hit us with a military DDOS to keep the population from being enlightened. Although that is the story I'm going to stick to (I've not been paid for authentic journalism in a while and no longer need to authenticate anything to keep a paycheck), it might just as well been some ill-formed bot mixed with poorly configured server settings.
But thanks to the genius of my friend and business partner Andrew "the God" Penry, the day was saved. Now all the peoples of the world can visit Wall Worm again and spread the religion to their family and friends.